00. Cover 01. Conflicting World Views 02. New Winter Coat Under Moonlight 03. It's Raining In Pittsburgh 04. Fly-Over Country 05. The Black Arts Are The Last Resort Of The Terminally Rejected 06. Chivalry Is Dead 07. Fading Romance's Desperate Stare 08. The Victims Of The Hippocratic Oath 09. Quietly Passing Judgement From A Distance 10. Valhalla Is Filled To Capacity With Code Warriors, Pocket Monster Masters & X-Treme Athletes 11. Any Which Way But Loose Restraints 12. If You Can Bake A Cake, You Can Unleash Unspeakable Horrors 13. The Bloodless Coup Of Gathering Apathy 14. Culpability Vs. Entitlement: Weak Living In Gated Communities 15. Tired And Naked, We Retire To Plots Of Tamped Earth And Silence 16. Leading Impressionable Minds Astray 17. In Needy Tribute To Love's Redemption, Their Dead Hearts Studdered To Life 18. She Absently Rolled The Embers With Her Toes And Whispered Customary Hexes 19. Down Here, Below The Current, Beyond The Sun's Pervasive Stare, All I Can Here Are My Own Thoughts 20. Nature's Cycle Is One Of Indifference 21. Misadventures In Social Stratification 22. Midwestern Mornings, Gray And Chilled, Like Flourescent Strips First Flickering On 23. Kismet: Ooh, I Think I See An Accorn! 24. Years Of Indoctrination Blosom In Vibrant Violence Against A Tapestry Of Adolescent Insecurity 25. I'm Not A "Fishman;" Thank You Very Much. I'm Not A "Gill-Man" Either, Though That One At least Applies. I'm Old-School And I Demand Respect 26. March Of The Damned: Half Hour For Lunch 27. Inventing Demons And Then Refusing To Acknowledge Them 28. The Softly Detached Consolation 29. Stocking Up For The Lean Months Ahead 30. All Systems Tend Toward Chaos, But, Ultimately, Order 31. Thug-Life Posturing Doesn't Make You Any More Immune To Sunlight 32. Stiched-Up Pretty With No Place To Go 33. Everything Tastes Salty 34. Crash Of The Pharaoh's Rocket Beyond The Stars 35. Feeble Fisted Hegemony From A Die-Cast Keep 36. The Horrors Of Modern Living: The Commodification Of The Gruesome Spectacle 37. The Ungoverned Appetites Of A Privileged Few 38. You're Not The Law Around Here, Six-Shooters And All 39. Weaning Children From Ignorant Bliss And Prevailing Optimism 40. Were-Hippo In A Dive Bar: A Study In Synergy 41. Pieta: A Window-Sized Beam Of Light Breaking Apart Under The Scrutiny Of Abandoned Souls 42. Burying The Past With Talismans And Pleasantries 43. Second-Guessing The Prescribed Path 44. Government By Representation and Other Provisions To The Doctrine Of Mutually Assured Destruction 45. Passive-Aggressively Becoming Invisible 46. Kid Skull Vs. The Power-Hungry Money Men 47. The Muted Undertow 48. Hooray For Mummies, Kittens, And Rainbows!